Tom: Am C E F D Like a waterlogged ball That no one wants kick around anymore C E F D Like a waterlogged ball That no one wants kick around anymore [Verse 1] C E These days I've been watching so much tv / Like old episodes of the Sopranos F D Camped out on the couch in a bathrobe / Lines on my face like an old man's barcode C E And that's me I look thinner than I should be / I don't eat can't sleep bad hygene F D thirty years old but I act like I'm nineteen / And every ex girl friends a life that mighta been C E Uh,I'm like a waterlogged emcee / With no rhymes to kick around anymore F D Used up like a cliched metaphor / Like everything I say has been said before C E Shit, I got a terrible hairdoo / And I'd look unshaven if I wasn't half asian F D But no, don't worry bout the beer on my breath / It's all hoodies hangovers and the smell of regret C E Are you sick of me yet is it easy to get / Does my cynicism act like a sinister threat F D The fact is I guess I'm just a bit depressed / So Imma sit and hold my cards even closer to my chest C E Yes, it's that easy / To fall so low that your heart starts bleeding F D you get heavy and you feel alone / Like you woke up in the middle of a Bukowski poem C E And you can't turn the page you can't turn back / And someone over there is trying to tell you how to act F D But you can't connect and you can't respond / So you sit inside all day listening to sad love songs C E And it seems so wrong but it's something to do / Like tomorrow you just wanna be brand new F D I've got a heavy heart here in my chest / I'll tell you what i need to confess, yes [Chorus] C E F I miss you like sleep C E F There nothing romantic bout the hours I keep C E F The mornings when it starts Fm I don't look so sure NC Now I've got a heavy heart [Verse 2] C E I talk a lot about football / And girls I kissed in grade four F D I talk a lot about first time heart breaks / Shout out to Vexico Fields from year eight C E Uh, and I piss all my friends off / Diggin a hole just staring at the floor F D Drink till dawn then I walk through the door / I fall alseep wearing all the clothes I wore C E And every tee shirt I own is covered in wine stains / Quit last year but now I'm loving cigarettes again F D And it's typical pathetic and lame / But at least every bartender knows me by my first name C E I got the worst pain here in my chest / A palpatating popping sound under the breast F D And it's so complex yet so low rent / Like an economic crisis of personal debt C E And I know all the words to songs in the minor key / From Josh Micheals to sweet Holly Crosby F D and probably it's just a sign of the times / I keep the blinds closed so I can sleep through the sunshine C E And sometimes, I feel ripped off / Like all of my friend grew up and got real job F D And now they got babies they bounce on their knees / But it's the life I chose not the life that chose me C E Out on tour trying to scape up a living / Up on stage and my ears keep ringing F D Stay out late getting drunk and busy / Then I wake up in a hotel in a whole differnt city C E And I, I get giddy and anxious too / Moody and unneccesarily blue F D I guess I got a heavy heart here in my chest / And there's something that I need to confess [Chorus] C E F I miss you like sleep C E F There nothing romantic bout the hours I keep C E F The mornings when it starts Fm I don't look so sure NC Now I've got a heavy heart