Tom: B
B F#
It's been a tough year, I ain't gonna lie
G#m
Sometimes I wish that I would just fucking die
E
My wife don't love me and we don't have sex
B
Marriage is fucked up, I wonder what's next
F#
But I found a new girl and she loves me lots
G#m
She gives me handjobs and sucks on my cock
E
But having two families is expensive as fuck
I wanna trade in my old one
[Chorus]
B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
E
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt
B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
E
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt
[Verse 2]
B F#
And then the police came knocking at my front door
G#m
I can't help but wonder what the fuck they're here for
E
I wonder if it's because I murdered my wife
B
Oh, man, I think that I just fucked up my life
F#
But I'm acting clueless and I'm playing it cool
G#m
But I look like an asshole and I feel like a fool
E
I tell the cop, "Maybe she just went to the mall."
I think I'm in deep shit
[Chorus]
B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
E
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt
B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
E
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt
[Bridge]
B
Daddy, let me breathe
F#
Daddy, let me breathe
G#m
Daddy, let me breathe
E
Daddy, let me breathe
B
Daddy, let me breathe
F#
Daddy, let me breathe
G#m
Daddy, let me breathe
E
Daddy, let me breathe
[Chorus]
B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
E B
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt
