Tom: Am F Di di di di dit dit dee dit doo [Verse 1] F They used dogs on me C They used blindfolds Gm G7 F They embarrassed me in the nude F C They gave shocks to me with electrodes Gm G7 F They deprived me of my food Bb F They paraded me round the prison Bb A Chained up to other men Bb And with every task, F D7 One question they asked G7 C Over and over and over again, they said... [Chorus 1] G Abdim7 Am "Aren't you the suicide bomber D7 G Who blew up the bus last year?" C I say, "No," they say, "Yes," G E7 I say, "You're not thinking it through," A D7 But they went off and thought up some new things to doooooo [Verse 2] F C So they soaked me with cold water Gm G7 F And they left me there overnight F C They put outlandish costumes upon me Gm G7 F And took photographs of my plight Bb F They accused me of brutal behaviour Bb A Whilst they kicked me in the balls Bb And with every task, F D7 One question they asked G7 C Echoing off of the cold prison walls, they said... [Chorus 2] G Abdim7 Am "Aren't you the suicide bomber D7 G Who blew up the bus last year?" C I said, "No," they punched me, G E7 I said, "Think logically," A And they said, "You think logically!" D7 And I said, "What?" [Interlude] G D Am A7 G G D Am A7 G [Verse 3] C G Psychological torture C B Has cleared things right up for me C There's one thing I know, G E7 When they let me go, A7 D I will be the man that they want me to be [Outtro] C Bbdim7 Bm Yes, I'll be the suicide bomber E7 A I'll blow up a bus one day D And so will my son A And his son after that D And then some poor new guy A Will sit where I sat D A F# And he will be forced to wear poo for a hat B E A ]And so on and so fucking forth, A Amen