Tom: C Intro (as below, 3 times): Am (pluck strings) E|--------------|0-------------| B|--------------|1-------------| G|---------2----|2-------------| D|----2---------|2-------------| A|0-------------|--------------| E|--------------|--------------| G E Am Scod: On behalf of all the geeks, G E Am Am I'd just like to say, G E F I've been telling you all along, E (stop) That Lord of the Rings was cool. Am Am Am Am G E Am Yon and Gatesy: He told you so many times... Scod: I told you... G E Am Yon and Gatesy: He told you so many ways... Scod: I told you... G E F E (stop) I wore a cloak to school every day, Am G E But who's laughing now? Ha ha ha ha... Yon and Gatesy: (Maniacally) Ha ha ha ha ha! Am G F Am G F Tripod: Now you'll all do as I did, Am G F E E7 You'll name your first child \"Bilbo\". Am G E Am Don't try to catch up now, G E Am It's too late to make amends. G E F G You were far too busy with girls and cars and sport... Am Scod: ... and friends...