Tom: E B E Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum E B Apparently, they have the technology B E E7 To fix, the ozone hole A All you have to do, E A Is shut down every factory in the world E B E B And that, is too much of a sacrifice E Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum E B Apparently, they have the technology B E E7 To make, a man or woman able to fly A All you have to do, E A Is have your arms cut off and surgically replaced with wings E B E B And that, is too much of a sacrifice E Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum E B Apparently, they have the technology B E To track, any stolen mobile pho_______ne A All you have to do, E A Is to get the police to go out and arrest everyone with a stolen mobile phone E B E (let ring) B (let ring) And that, is too much of a sacrifice E (let ing) B (let ring) Apparently, they had the technology B (let ring) ELet ring) E7 (let ring) To fix, the millenium bug A (LR) E (let ring) A (let ring) All you had to do, was sit on your arse and do fuck all E B E B E But that, was too much of a sacrifice