Tom: Em
Em
[Verse]
Em
When you see me comin you all go runnin'
Em
As if I was gunnin' for your ass or somethin'
A
Most of the time handin' you a line lies
Em
Furthest from my mind while you freakin' out
Em
You spew and you spout you talkin' about I'm pickin' up on you
A
When half the time I haven't even noticed you
Em
Calm down, babe I've got better things to do
Em
Than look the other way every time I hear you say
Em A
"Ew, it's a she, and she's looking at me!"
[Chorus]
Em D B A
You got Lezbophobia
Em D B A
Yeah, you skank, yeah you think I wanna lay ya
Em D B A
You got Lezbophobia
Em D B A
You got a hard case of homoparanoia
[Interlude]
Em
[Verse]
Em
So don't worry, baby you're not even my type
A
Your hair's too long, you got a boy on your arms
Em
Who knows what you do with that boy at night
Em
You're a walking sperm receptacle
Em
And sex with you's about as safe as a snakebite
A
Your nails are too long and you ain't wearin' leather
Em
You don't have to lose no sleep about us bein' together
Em
Oh, my god, you see that girl
Em
She lookin' right at me, she's looking right at my tits
A
I wish my boyfriend were here
[Chorus 2]
Em D B A
You got Lezbophobia
Em D B A
Yeah, you skank, yeah you think I wanna lay ya
Em D B A
You got Lezbophobia
Em D B A
You got a hard case of homoparanoia
[Interlude]
Em
[Verse 3]
Em
I know you're used to guys who only give you the eye
A
When they wanna use you for a fuck and a snooze well, I am not a guy
Em
And if you think I am you lose out on what coulda been
Em
We coulda been friends but you put it to an end
Em
Now you shall remain what you always have been:
A
A piece of rear end with a bunch of fake friends
Em A
Workin' it and flirtin' for the same big jerk a dick
[Chorus 3]
Em D B A
You got Lezbophobia
Em D B A
Yeah, you skank, yeah you think I wanna lay ya
Em D B A
You got Lezbophobia
Em D B A Em
You got a hard case of homoparanoia
