I'm going on out to the shed I made a paper mache pinata shaped like your head I didn't do it out of hate, I just got no one And knocking bubblegum out of your head is really pretty fun Mom worked in a coal mine, she didn't make much pay I was a juvenile delinquent stealing paper mache Now you might think this is insane But you how can you think when you got peanut butter cups where you should have brains? I'm going to the shed and your candy head I'm going to the shed and your candy head I made your eyes too green, made your lips too red Where you should have brains, girl, you've got peanut butter cups instead Well I'm starting to have my doubts That we can shout it out I'm out here in West Virginia No one to see ya, no one to hear ya, fighting with a fake head Knocked a hole in your mouth For the first time, baby, something sweet came out Well I don't know what's more confusing Why I'm arguing with your fake head or why I am losing to your fake head? I'll take you to my pick-up truck and we all know what rhymes with truck, it's the word 'fuck' You don't look yourself; my work was shoddy If I weren't drunk on Schlitz, I might have made you a paper mache body You may wonder why I made this pinata head But listen to me, girl, some things are better left unsaid I got no book smarts, but I sure ain't dumb I nailed a 2x4 to a 2x4 and that's a 4x8 where's I's come from