Ever since you left me I've thought of all the sad things I said Ever since you left me I've written a million sad songs in my head This is a sad song This is a sad song This is a sad song This is a sad song Ever since you left me I've been wondering what to do Because in spite of all the pain I'm so much better off with you This is a sad song This is a sad song Everybody dance, if you've got it going on Get off the wall, get on the floor Dance to my sad song Every girl grab a guy, don't ask why Every guy grab a girl, rock her world You leaving should have been part of the plan Since you left its been nothing but one night stands with pretty girls, come on, come on Shake yo ass bitches to my real sad song I'm getting digits from every girl in the joint All my friends hated you, guess they had a point I'm looking forward to a cheaper December No explaining where I been, hey I don't remember They call me 'player' cause I like to play Got more choices than Old Country Buffet What was I talking about? This is a sad song When are you coming back girl?