Dirty doreen, what a pong, £2 pungent perfume on, ooee o.a.p in stilettos, a fossil on the pill i chose, for me She’s an obscene, indecent, wrinkly, shes ancient….. Chorus: doreen doesn't care i cannot take one more granny in a thong dor een doesn't care zimmer framed fat flirt, what’s her name? that's dir ty, doreen. Dirty doreen, am i mad? she’s the oldest hag ive had, its true! a senior citizen i saw, a slapper pushing 84, aaoo She’s an obscene….. Chorus, doreen, doreen, guitar bit. Dirty doreen she prefers shopping at ann summers, ooee false teeth and a vibrator lay beyond the bedroom door, for me Shes an obscene…… Dirty doreen …..