Too Phat

Illion

Too Phat


Verse 1 (Joe Flizzow) 
yo there's more to life than just credit cards and money 
now why we ballers sweatin' crazy chasin hunnies? 
you know it's funny but it's all good though 
'cos like everybody else I got a dream to make a million yo 
now what? You thought we got crazy bank? 
you know I'm sleeping in a tent cos I couldn't afford the rent 
but if I was rich, I'd buy me mad bling blings 
and fat chains that'll make ya neck hurt and platinum ring rings 
just to get the feeling, nows lets pretend we dealin' 
with big bucks and persian silk rugs and pushin big trucks 
and 4 wheel drives wit' tv screens and mad audio 
got personal trainers to take care of my cardio 
and Playboy Bunnies to bring me milk and oreos 
a dozen hunnnies in bikinis and parios 
to chill wit' me and my boys at our pool parties 
my make believe crib yo you know be always rowdy 
my neighbour Britney, she complainin' but she just jealoues 
'cos Jenny Lo across the road gets to hang wit' us fellas 
Makin' money makin' money makin' money 
Don't wake me up fool im busy with all these hunnies 

Chorus 2x 
I wanna make a million 
Illegal got a billion 
yo Joe take a trillion 
Malique got change for a zillion? 

Verse 2 (Malique) 
well if I had a million you know I'd spend buff fees 
so I can get sicillians and go kidnap puffy 
haha, takeover Bad Boy and merry Jenny 
sign Joe, chill with 112 and sip Henny 
this might sound crazy but Imma do a song with Jay Z 
with Dre on the beats and libs by Slimshady 
and do this video you know like really ill, word 
**** a Hype Williams now gimme Steven Spielberg 
and remember one thang, I want all rappers in it 
north, south, east to the west, they all represented 
and bring some R&B dudes too, prolly Usher 
so he can do that nose wrestle scene we planned with Busta 
and at the end we all say, Rest in Peace Big Pun 
now guess where I'm gon' be at once the videos done 
I'll be in Cuba, frontin' with a new pouch bag 
wit' the help of James Bond I'll try to bring Tupac back, what. 

Chorus 

Verse 3 (Joe Flizzow) 
if I had mad loot, I'd fill my storeroom wit Tim Boots 
and start my clothing company sellin' see through 
negligees and brassieres, heck ''d sell thongs wit peacock feathers 
and zebra prints and market my product for sigle grandmothers 
and tell my agent to get hold of the president 
make an offer cant refuse for his residence 
then renovate the crib jaccuzzi balconies 
hire Chef Wan to make me cheese and macaroni 
mad tight security, ain't no papparazzi 
gon'take shots of me and my boo invade my provacy 
if not I'll buy an island just off South China Sea 
escape mad city life and let my conscience free 
under shady palm trees, Kawasaki jet skis 
and sip pineapple juice in peaceful harmony 
so thats my story and dreams ya'll fools dont laugh at me 
'cos one day my fantasies might be reality 

Chorus (4X)