Last night I had a little talk with myself Just me and me man to man I said self I think it’s time I laid it on the line And I tried my best to make me understand Drinking them beers shedding them tears O-ver a love that’s grown cold Wasting time yours and mine And wasted time can make a man grow old I said self you'll ruin your health They say alcohol will cook the brain I answered me that well may be But ya know it sure works good to kill the pain Last night I had a little talk with myself Bout an old love affair I said self can't you see she's killing you and me And we both know that she don't even care