One, two, three, four Here's the church And here's the steeple Open it up and see all the bad people Doing bad, bad things to each other Bad things to their friends, to their lovers And look at you Ms. Independence Once a victim, now you get your vengeance On the bad, bad people Who did a bad, bad thing Oh Oh, you're a devil, woman Oh, I'm a fucking saint Yes, it's a simplistic position Oh, is nothing sacred Oh, is nothing safe You say you didn't sign up for an inquisition But where were you? And where was he? What did you do and what did he get to see? He saw a bad, bad woman Who did a bad, bad thing And did you like it? Did he get his? Did no one tell you what true love is? It's not a couple good hours Making a bad man sing Oh Oh, you're a devil, woman Oh, I'm a fucking saint Yes, it's a simplistic position Oh, is nothing sacred Oh, is nothing safe You say that you resent the opposition But if there's no such thing as bad How else explain what people to do? And now you're stomping on my dreams My love sometimes it seems There's nothing bad except for you Oh, you're a devil woman Oh, I'm a fucking saint Yes, it's a simplistic position Oh, is nothing sacred Oh, is nothing safe You say I've got a morbid disposition But here's the church And here's the steeple Open it up And see all the bad people