Tom: Cm Cm/Ab Mr. Henry stumbles home F Bb7 When the evening's done Eb Dbdim7 He's as poor as a church mouse G7 High on the Meyer's rum Ab Eb/Bb Tugging at his shirttail Ab G/D Jiggling a church key F7 Chewing on a toothpick Bb7sus Bb7 On another binge [Verse 2] Cm/Ab Trampling the rosebush F Bb7 Whistin' to himself... Eb Dbdim7 Now don't wake up the neighbours G7 Spitting on the hinge Ab Eb/Bb Rattling the milkbottles Ab G/D Tripping on a skate F7 Hidin' from the Newsboys Bb7sus Bb7 Before it's too late [Verse 3] Cm/Ab The Screen door's open F Bb7 Don't make no noise in the Kitchen Eb Dbdim7 Got no excuse G7 For a cold, grey wife that starts bitchin' Ab Eb/Bb That the no good bum's Ab G/D at it again F7 After she's given him Bb7sus Bb7 The best years of her life [Verse 4] Cm/Ab He'll tell her he was celebrating F Bb7 Savage's divorce Eb Dbdim7 Played a hunch out at Yonkers G7 You can never trust a horse Ab Eb/Bb And thrown in jail Ab G/D Swore he'd never do these things again F7 He's got an alibi Bb7sus Bb7 But never tells her where he's been