Tom: D Intro D D D D A7 A7 D D D D Well my mama didn't want me D D On the day I was born A7 A7 I was born without a body D D I got nothing but scorn D D But I always loved music D D All I had was my hands A7 A7 I dreamed I'd be famous D D And I'd work at The Sands D D Singing, Tabletop Joe, D D Tabletop Joe A7 A7 Now everyone will know D D That I'm Tabletop Joe D D I had trouble with the pedals D D But I had a strong left hand A7 A7 And I could play Stravinsky D D On a baby grand D D I said, I'm gonna join the circus D D Cause that's where I belong A7 A7 So I went to Coney Island D D I was singing this song D D Tabletop Joe, D D Tabletop Joe A7 A7 Now everyone knows D D Yeah I'm Tabletop Joe G G They gave me top billing D D In the Dreamland show E7 E7 I had my own orchestra A7 A7 Starring Tabletop Joe D D And the man without a body D D Proved everyone wrong A7 A7 I was rich and I was famous D D I was where I belonged, yeah D D Tabletop Joe, D D Tabletop Joe A7 Now everyone knows, yeah D D Tabletop Joe