Tom: Cm Ebmaj7 C9 Fm7 Bb9 Ebmaj7 C9 Fm7 Bb9 Bartender, I'd like a Manhattan please [Verse] Ebmaj7 C9 Stop me if you've heard this one Fm7 Bb9 but I feel as though we've met before Ebmaj7 C9 Perhaps I am mistaken Fm7 Bb9 G7 But it's just that I remind you of Cm7 Fm7 Someone you used to care about Bb9 Oh, but that was long ago Ebmaj7 C9 Now tell me, do you really think I'd fall for that old line Fm7 Bb9 I was not born just yesterday [Chorus] Ebmaj7 Db9 Gb7 Bb9 Besides I never talk to strangers anyway [Verse] Ebmaj7 C9 Hell, I ain't a bad guy when you get to know me Fm7 Bb9 I just thought there ain't no harm Ebmaj7 C9 Hey, yeah, just try minding your own business, bud Fm7 Bb9 G7 Who asked you to annoy me Cm7 Db7 With your sad, sad repartee [Chorus] Ebmaj7 Db9 Gb7 Fm7 Besides I never talk to strangers anyway [Bridge] Ab Db7 Your life's a dimestore novel Eb This town is full of guys like you Ab Db7 Eb And you're looking for someone to take the place of her G7 Cm You must be reading my mail G And you're bitter cause he left you Cm Cm7 That's why you're drinkin' in this bar Ab C7 Fm7 Bb7 Well, only suckers fall in love with perfect strangers [Verse] Ebmaj7 C9 It always takes one to know one stranger Fm7 Bb9 Maybe we're just wiser now Ebmaj7 C9 Yeah, and been around that block so many times Fm7 Bb9 G7 That we don't notice [close] Cm Cmmaj7 That we're all just perfect strangers as long as we ignore Cm7 That we all begin as strangers Am7 Just before we find Eb Bsus4 Ebadd9 We really aren't strangers anymore [Outro] Db9 Gb9 Ebmaj7 Ebmaj7 Aw, you don't look like such a chump Aw, hey baby