Tom: B C#m7 C#m [Verse 1] C#m C#m7 C#m I plugged 16 shells from a thirty-ought-six C#m C#m7 C#m And the Black Crow snuck through a hole in the sky F# F#7 F# So I spent all my buttons on an old pack mule C#m C#m7 C#m Oh, and I made me a ladder from a pawn shop marimba G#7 And I leaned it up against a dandelion tree F# Leaned it up against a dandelion tree C#m C#m7 C#m Leaned it up against a dandelion tree [Verse 2] C#m C#m7 C#m I'm gonna cook them feathers on a tire iron spit C#m C#m7 C#m And I filled me a satchel full of old pig corn F# F#7 F# And I beat me a billy from an old French horn C#m Oh, and I kicked that mule to the top of the tree C#m7 Kicked that mule to the top of the tree G#7 F# And I blew me a hole 'bout the size of a kickdrum C#m C#m7 C#m And I cut me a switch from a long branch elbow [Chorus] C#m I'm gonna whittle you into kindlin' C#m7 C#m Black Crow, sixteen shells from a thirty-ought-six C#m Whittle you into kindlin' C#m7 C#m Black Crow, sixteen shells from a thirty-ought-six [Verse 3] C#m C#m7 C#m Well, I slept in the holler of a dry creek bed C#m C#m7 And I tore out the bucket from a red Corvette C#m Tore out the bucket from a red Corvette F# F#7 F# Lionel and Dave and the Butcher made three C#m C#m7 C#m Oh, you got to meet me by the knuckles of the skinnybone tree G#7 F#7 With the strings of a Washburn stretched like a clothes line C#m C#m7 Oh, you know me and that mule scrambled right through the hole C#m C#m7 Me and that mule scrambled right through the hole [Chorus] C#m I'm gonna whittle you into kindlin' C#m7 C#m Black Crow, sixteen shells from a thirty-ought-six C#m Whittle you into kindlin' C#m7 C#m Black Crow, sixteen shells from a thirty-ought-six [Verse 4] C#m C#m7 C#m Now I hold him prisoner in a Washburn jail C#m C#m7 That I strapped on the back of my old kick mule C#m Strapped on the back of my old kick mule F# F#7 F I bang on the strings just to drive him crazy C#m C#m7 Oh, I strum it loud to rattle his cage C#m I strum it loud just to rattle his cage G#7 Strum it loud just to rattle his cage F#7 Strum it loud just to rattle his cage [Chorus] C#m I'm gonna whittle you into kindlin' C#m7 C#m Black Crow, sixteen shells from a thirty-ought-six C#m Whittle you into kindlin' C#m7 C#m Black Crow, sixteen shells from a thirty-ought-six