Tom: Am C Em Dm G C F [Verse 1] C Em Dm He crushes ants just for fun G C F If you need a friend he is not the one C Em Dm He came and he saw and we fled G C F His mere presence will fill us with dread G His beginning is our end F He's a terrible blend Fm C Of disaster and malaise G If you ask he won't care F He finds joy in despair Fm C He's bad in a myriad of ways [Chorus] F If you're feeling blue Am Oh Bob may come to you Em F He don't care if you're down or you're lost F And if you're feeling low Am Bob's house is where to go Em F He don't care if you weep or you sob C And that's the only good thing about Bad Bob D PEAT PATTERN [Verse 2] C Em Dm His frown is the size of the moon G C F And he has no heart, no song, no tune C Em Dm His smile has never been seen G C F He's a dictionary definition of mean G And he says the wrong words F And even the birds Fm C Are dismayed by his gaze G And he could scatter a crowd F Not even his mum is that proud F G C He's bad in a myriad of ways [Chorus] F If you've lost your heart Am Oh Bob is the place to start Em F He don't care if you're down or you're lost F But if you're feeling low Am Bob's house is a place to go Em F He don't care if you weep or you sob C And that's the only good thing about Bad Bob