Tom: G G Bm C Touch wood, thank my lucky stars, kissed a new born babe Em G today the flowers leap from the vase Bm C swerving 'round ladders, not steping on the cracks Em G Bm C Em The sheep will cheer me on with their baas G Bm C Magpies - give me two for joy, I won't need a ploy Em G Today this big boy takes the prize Bm C I've got clover with four leaves, it's my time to achieve Em Am C D Em You can see victory in my ee-eee-eee-eeys. [Chorus] G C G D Sometimes the demise, sometimes the world lies Am C D G Bm C Em My hope's down the drain, my lucky pants failed me again [Verse 2] G Bm C Black cats - They won't cross my path, I will do this, my love Em G I will highfive the neighbors as I go Bm C Seize the bull by the horns, give me fortune in all forms Em G Bm C Em The greatest day the world will ever know G Bm C I'm a charm like a lovely Genghis Khan, I'll spread it near and far Em G They say all the smiles descend from me. Bm C Touch my elbow if you can, if you're happy hold my hand Em Am C D Em I'm the greatest optimist in the see-ee-eea-aa [Chorus] G C G D Sometimes the demise, sometimes the world lies Am C D G Bm C Em G Bm My hope's down the drain, my lucky pants failed me again [Outro] C Em G Bm My lucky pants failed me again C Em G Bm my lucky pants failed me again C Em G my lucky pants failed me