Tom: Am
Am Bb
- We figure, my daddy and me
E E7 Am
Things are still the same, it seems
Dm Em Am D
As when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school
G G7
Aaron was a junior, the class of '32
C Dm
- His momma called him "angel"
Em F
But everybody knew he was the
G G7
King king, the gross out king, they called him
[Chorus]
C
- "Piss Aaron"
F G |C | C |
They always caught him pissin' in the hall
C
- "Piss Aaron"
F G |C | C C/B |
He never would refuse when nature called
[Verse]
Am Bb
- "Dumb Larry" from homeroom 9
E E7 Am
Kept his locker full of weeds
Dm Em Am D G
Just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire
G G7
Went to a game and lit a stink bomb in the bleachers
C Dm Em F
The coach, the cheer leader, and the - chem teacher and the
G
- Dean dean, duh dean dean was after
[Chorus]
C
- "Dumb Larry"
F G |C | C |
They always caught him smokin' in the john
C
- "Dumb Larry"
F G |C | C C/B |
You never would have missed him when he's gone
[Break]
| G | G7 | C Dm | Em F | G | G | C Dm | Em F | G | G7 |
[Verse]
Am Bb
- "Chuck Biscuits," conservative-jive
E E7 Am
The biggest pig in all the school
Dm Em Am D G
He would sit and smack his lips and drool as he eyed your lunch
G G7
I left a bag in his desk one night
C Dm Em F
A raw egg sandwich and when "Hungry" took a bite he had to
G G7
- Up chuck, uh uh uh uh, a-pukin'
[Chorus]
C
- "Chuck Biscuits"
F G |C | C |
They always caught him eatin' in the class
[Outro]
C
- "Dumb Larry"
F G |C | C |
They always caught him smokin' in the john
C
- "Piss Aaron"
F G |C | C |
They always caught him pissin' in the hall
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