Tom: Am Am Bb - We figure, my daddy and me E E7 Am Things are still the same, it seems Dm Em Am D As when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school G G7 Aaron was a junior, the class of '32 C Dm - His momma called him "angel" Em F But everybody knew he was the G G7 King king, the gross out king, they called him [Chorus] C - "Piss Aaron" F G |C | C | They always caught him pissin' in the hall C - "Piss Aaron" F G |C | C C/B | He never would refuse when nature called [Verse] Am Bb - "Dumb Larry" from homeroom 9 E E7 Am Kept his locker full of weeds Dm Em Am D G Just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire G G7 Went to a game and lit a stink bomb in the bleachers C Dm Em F The coach, the cheer leader, and the - chem teacher and the G - Dean dean, duh dean dean was after [Chorus] C - "Dumb Larry" F G |C | C | They always caught him smokin' in the john C - "Dumb Larry" F G |C | C C/B | You never would have missed him when he's gone [Break] | G | G7 | C Dm | Em F | G | G | C Dm | Em F | G | G7 | [Verse] Am Bb - "Chuck Biscuits," conservative-jive E E7 Am The biggest pig in all the school Dm Em Am D G He would sit and smack his lips and drool as he eyed your lunch G G7 I left a bag in his desk one night C Dm Em F A raw egg sandwich and when "Hungry" took a bite he had to G G7 - Up chuck, uh uh uh uh, a-pukin' [Chorus] C - "Chuck Biscuits" F G |C | C | They always caught him eatin' in the class [Outro] C - "Dumb Larry" F G |C | C | They always caught him smokin' in the john C - "Piss Aaron" F G |C | C | They always caught him pissin' in the hall Pickup: E|--------------------------| B|--------------------------| G|--------------------------| D|--------------------------| A|--------------------0--3--| E|-----------------3--------| 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &