Tom: Bm
D
[Verse]
D A D
Jack knife'd rig got the traffic stopped, interstate lookin' like a parkin' lot
A D
Fatboy flyin' on a fatboy bike weavin' in and out and passin' me by
G D C# B
I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy S O B
E A
At deep down I was wishin' it was me
[Chorus]
G D
But if I had one I'd have to say
A D
I'd probably do the same dang thing
G D G
Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run
E F# G G# A F# D A
I'd be hell on wheels if 2/4 I had 4/4 one
[Verse]
D A D
Called my brother, said "How you been, we ain't been fishin' since I don't know when"
A D
He said "This graveyard shift's a graveyard grind, I got more bills than I got time"
G D C# B
I'd love to wet a line but my wife'll just stay on my case
E A
I said "I guess I know who wears the pants around your place"
[Chorus]
G D
But if I had one I'd have to say
A D
I'd probably do the same dang thing
G D G
Stay at home holdin' my baby when the workday's done
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Yeah I'd try to keep her happy if 2/4 I had 4/4 one
[Bridge]
G D
Sittin' on a barstool talkin' to a lady
A D
She's runnin' my tab up callin' me baby
G D
Buy her a drink she'll let you chase her
A
watch her shake her money maker
[Chorus]
G D
But if I had one I'd have to say
A D
I'd probably shake it the same dang way
G D G
Hike it up high as I could get it, son
E F# G G# A F# D
I'd never buy a nother beer if 2/4 I had 4/4 one
[Outro]
E F# G G# A F# D
You know things would be differ ent if 2/4 I had 4/4 one
That's what I'd do, if I had one of those
I'd do it just like that, right... there
G
Things'd be different if I had one, too
D
But I don't, but if I had one
