My Mommy Told Me If I Were Goody That She Would Buy Me A Rubber Dolly I Got Some Energy to Burn It Makes Me Jumpy and Nervous But I'm Too Damn Old to Join the Military Service Hup Two Three Four I Got to Hit My Baby On a Saturday Night You Know the Devil Made Me do It I Know It Wasn't Right Like a Loco Mosquito 'round and 'round and 'round Igo And When I'm Hungry Down I Go Please Mr. Custer I Don't Wanna Go And Spend My Night in a Bar With Some Stupid Dodo I'm Sick of Hanging 'round With Old Transvestites They Stare At My Rubbers It Makes Me Uptight And Here I Go In Love Again Here I Go-oh Wo Wo Like a Loco Mosquito I Got Some Energy to Burn But You Always Want to Tap It You're Busy Sucking On My Gas Tank Before I Can Tap It Like a Loco Mosquito 'round and 'round and 'round Igo And When I'm Hungry Down I Go Loco Mosquito