Tom: D
G G
G D G
You threw me out, I've been sleeping in the Quick Mart parking lot
A D
I got a bag of dog food for a pillow - Campin' in the handicap spot
G
Ab dul - the cashier - isn't sick of me yet
C
Gives me girlie-magazines and cigarrettes
G D G
I've eat e nough pickled eggs, to start a dill chicken farm
C
Honey, you got me living on a gas card
G
I hope you're doing well
C
Tell the bank account I said hello
A D
And tell your lawyer to go to Sh ell
C G
I'll be the purple-tongued bum with the grape snow cone
C G
And the double X ass whuppin' for him to try on
C G
He took my house and my kids and crap like that
A D
Got the Quick Mart card, and the Earnhardt hat
G D G
We were both in court, when div orce judge struck the deal
D
She said if I'd stay 100 feet away from you, you'd pay this cotton pickin'
gas card bill
G
A hundred dollar credit limit buys a lot of Slim Jims
C
A lot of potted meat, and a mess of M&M's
G D G
But, bread and Beanie Weenies ain't exac tally high on the hog
C
You got me living on a cotton pickin' gas card
G
I hope you're doing fine
C
You got the Honey Baked Ham on the MasterCharge
A D
I got the Thanksgiving pork rinds
C G
I'm the heartbroke defendant with the Quick Mart blues
C G
Livin' on Lance crackers and YooHoo's
C G
Don't hang up the phone..oh, no...wait
A D
Double check the expir ation date
