Tom: G G You can go to war when your 18 C But, you can't buy a beer G You can launch missles from a submarine A D But, you can't buy a pistol, here G You can breathe chemical weapon fumes C But, they don't want you to smoke G So, when you're shootin' up a car in Baghdad D G Don't order a Rum & Coke G You can have sex when you're 17 C You just can't have a cigarette G You ain't old enough for a slot-machine A D Or to lay down a football bet G But, they'll take you at the clinic when you're 15 C And your folks don't have to know G Or you can take Penicillin D G Just don't watch people gettin' naked on vide o C You can be governor at at 21 G Or a president at 35 You can be the senator from South Carolina A D If you can just stay al ive G They'll throw you in with sharks when your 12 years old C And teach you to scubadive G But, when you're 94, and can't see anymore more D G They'll still let you drive C Just don't get caught with no beer in your hand G If you just turned 18 They don't mind you ownin' a big old torch A D And a gallon of gasol ine G You just can't buy smokes at the liquor store C Or ya'll will both go to jail G But, they'll sell you the rope So you can hang yourself D D While you're listenin' to Nine Inch Nails G It's a sorry world It's a sorry world C It's a sorry world when you can raise youngens D G But, you can't smoke a Marlbor o G It's a sorry world It's a sorry world C It's a sorry world when you're 17 D G But, you can't call a call-girl