Tom: A
A G
I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass
D C
Tellin' me every move to make
A G
And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass
D C
Tellin' me how to bake a cake
A G
And I've just about had my fill
D C
Of Doctor fucking Phil
A G
Tired of looking at Tiger's ass
D C
And Shaquil O' fucking Neal
G A
Paris Hilton could fuck up a county fair
G
Just proof that you can be stupid
E
And still be a billion-fucking-aire
A G D C
I'm tired of Simon's ass tellin' people that they can't sing
A G D C
I'd fire Donald Trump's ass for knowing every fucking thing
A G
Jenn and Brad and Angelina's ass
D C
I'm about tired of lookin' at them
A G
And I'm about ready for Hollywood's ass
D C
To run out of fucking film!
G A
I'm tired of everything on TV
G
Everybody loves Raymond
E
Except for fucking me!
A G
I'm tired of that Lance's ass
D C
In France ridin' on a bike
A G
And I could purty much give a damn
D C
What some actress's dress looks like
A G D C
It'd be nice if Hip-Hop's ass would finally learn to play three cords
A G
And I'm about fed up with Nashville's ass
D C
And the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards
G A
Barry Bonds hittin' a bunch of fake home runs
G
And that fake-ass Larry the Cable's ass
E
And Git Er fucking Done!
A G
I'd like to watch football's ass
D C
Without worryin' about B.O.
A G
And I'm resolved to tell W's ass
D C
Where the fuck he can fucking go
A G
I'd be the first to second
D C
Tellin' the third world what the fuck they can fucking do!
A G D C
It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's ass gettin' whipped by the Jews
A G D C
I'm tired of my own ass singing this fucking song
A G
There's a lot of people's ass I'm tired of
D C
But the list's too fucking long!
G
And I could be wrong...
A
OHH, I could be wrong!
