Tom: Am F 133211 Fm 133111 D xx0232 D* xx0233 G 320003 Asus2 x02200 Am x02210 C/B x20010 [Intro] C C* Am/C C7 F Fm F D D* F G C C/B Asus2 Am F G C [Verse 1] C C* Am/C C7 Lying back, surrounded by cough medicines gargles and pills F Fm F D D* Sailing shoes wound up tight, looking for the next cheap brush C C* Am/C C7 Daydreaming in the van, the best that I can do, F Fm F D D* And today I made lurv with you so pornographic, just made me blush F G C C/B Asus2 Am What's wrong with this painting, it ain't the plagiarism or the framing F G C What I do to be making toast with you [Verse 2] C C* Am/C C7 Ten minutes to go until I get that, that call again F Fm F D D* Wet towel in the corner like a dead cat soaking up the old blood stains C C* Am/C C7 Hung my shirt out, but there's no way to give it the kiss of life and I, F Fm F D D* Wonder just how is it now everything fits you so god damn fucking right F G C C/B Asus2 Am What's wrong with this picture even when I throw up now I miss ya F G C What I'd do to be making toast with you [Interlude] F Fm F Fm C C* Am/C C7 Got a photo of ya now, propped up on the bottle with a tv guide F Fm F Fm D G Like every day dream I've had, you know the ones they never come at the right time [Verse 3] C C* Am/C C7 You know my old man used to do a whole lot of traveling too F Fm F D D* And sometimes I wonder if this ain't what my life has come to C C* Am/C C7 A mid morning malaise and an instant sachet to make your brain turn to chicken feed F Fm F D D* Well it's a privileged life I guess but to hell this pillow it ain't got the curves I need F G C C/B Asus2 Am What's wrong with this lithograph, get this kid to the airport and make it fast [Outro] F G What I'd do to be grinding beans F G What I'd do to be down on my knees F G C C* Am/C What I'd do to be making toast with you C7 F And you know how I like it G C Burnt, and hot.