I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains I guess I'll go thru life kust catchin colds and missin' trains... Everything happens to me I never miss a thing I've had the measels and the mumps And every time I play an ace My partner always trumps I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps... Everything happens to me At first I thought you could break this jinx for me That love would turn the trick to end despair But know I just can't fool this head that thinks for me I've mortgaged all my castles in the air I've telegraphed and phoned I send an 'Airmail Special' too Your answer was 'Goodbye' And there was even postage due I fell in love just once And then it had to be with you... Everything happens to me I've telegraphed and phoned I send an 'Airmail Special' too Your answer was 'Goodbye' And there was even postage due I fell in love just once And then it had to be with you... Everything happens to me