Saturday morning jumped out of bed And put on his best suit Got in his car and raced like a jet, all the way to you Knocked on your door with heart in his hand To ask you a question 'Cause his know that you're an old-fashioned man He says "can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know You say, 'I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is no! ' " Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human, too? Why you gotta be so rude? I'm gonna marry him anyway Marry that boy Marry him anyway Marry that boy Yeah, no matter what you say Marry that boy And we'll be a family Why you gotta be so rude? I hate to do this, you leave no choice, can't live without him Love me or hate me boys will be boys standing at that altar Or we will run away to another galaxy, you know You know I'm in love with him, I will go anywhere he goes He says "can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? Say yes, say yes, 'cause I need to know You say, 'I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die Tough luck, my friend, 'cause the answer's still no! ' " Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human, too? Why you gotta be so rude? I'm gonna marry him anyway Marry that boy Marry him anyway Marry that boy No matter what you say Marry that boy And we'll be a family Why you gotta be so rude, rude? Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? Say yes, say yes, 'cause I need to know You say, "I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die Tough luck, my friend, but 'no' still means 'no'! " Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human, too? Why you gotta be so rude? I'm gonna marry her anyway Marry that boy Marry him anyway Marry that boy No matter what you say Marry that boy And we'll be a family Why you gotta be so rude? Why you gotta be so rude? Why you gotta be so rude?