Through the haze and the fog here she comes And she's not like the others On a busy street where you can't tell apart Hipsters from hookers Come on down, come on down, come on down Buckle up, take a seat, take your crown Hold my hand through the dangerous side of this town 'Cause you've just met the king of these clows On a purple dress, my damsel in distress On a purple dress, my damsel in distress Scantily clad on an armor of faith That's how she made through the summer On a twist of fate, tied down to the tracks Crying out for your mother Come on down, come on down, come on down And don't bother trying to figure out Why you've been laying down your love On the counter of a pawn shop While mine's in the lost and found On a purple dress, my damsel in distress On a purple dress, my damsel in distress Come on down, come on down, come on down