Tom: Em Dm Em Dm Em G C We've been driving around from one end of this town to the other and back G A C A But no one's ever seen us, driving our Econoline van and no ones ever heard of our band [Chorus] D G D G D Em A We're the Mesopotamians Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh! [Verse] D Bm Em F#m Then the wouldn't understand the world a word we say so we'll scratch it all down into the clay B C Half believing there will sometime come a day Em Someone gives a damn A Maybe when the concrete has crumbled to sand [Chorus] D G D We're the Mesopotamians G D Em A Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh! [Verse] Dm Em The mesopotamish sun is beating down Dm Em And making cracks in the ground G C But there's nowhere else to stand G A In Mesopotamia (But no one's ever seen us) A C The kingdom where we secretly reign (And no one's ever heard of our band) A The land where we invisibly rule [Chorus] D G D As the Mesopotamians G D Em A Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh [Verse] D Bm This is my last stick of gum Em I'm going to cut it up so everybody else gets some F#m B Except for Ashurbanipal, who says my haircut C A Makes me look like a Mohenjo-Daren A Hey, Ashurbanipal [Chorus] D G D I'm a Mesopotamian G D Em A Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh D G D We're the Mesopotamians G D Em A Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh [Bridge] G D Em G Hey, man, I thought that you were dead C B C I thought you crashed your car E G A A No, man, I've been right here this whole time E7 A Playing bass guitar [Chorus] D G D For the Mesopotamians G D Em Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal G D Em A Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh D G D We're the Mesopotamians G D Em A Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh