Tom: D D C#m G Bb A [Verse] D F#m Hangin' out G Bb A While the monkeys type away G D A A Waiting in my room all day [Pre-chorus] D A G A Why be realistic? D A G A Don't wake me from my dream D A G A I was individualistic D A G A They kicked me off the team [Chorus] D We live in a dump A Admit it's a dump D Our friends are all nuts G And half of 'em drunks D And if they're not nuts Bm Then they're retired nuts G A And that might be the hardest nut D D D (bass notes) [Verse] D A Makin' plans G Bb A The kind that go awry G D A (hold) Got a full life-time supply [Pre-chorus] D A G A Why be realistic? D A G A Don't wake me from my dream D A G A I was individualistic D A G A They kicked me off the team [Chorus 2] D We're living with bats A What's good about that? D I hear they lay eggs G And when the eggs hatch D You gotta believe then Bm There's related madness G A From the lead that's in the sealing wax D We live in a dump Em Admit it's a dump F#m Our friends are all nuts G And half of 'em drunks D And if they're not nuts Bm Then they're retired nuts G A And that might be the hardest nut D A G A D We live in a dump