Tom: G G D C Avalanche or roadblock G D C I was a snowball in hell G D C Avalanche or roadblock G D C A jailer trapped in his cell [Verse 1] Em C Money's all broke A D And food's going hungry Em C If it wasn't for disappointment A D I wouldn't have any appointments [Chorus] G D C Side effect or drug trip G D C Don't tease me with all of your might G D C Side effect or drug trip G D C My panacea's in a Xerox shop [Post-Chorus] Em C A D Have a nice day, you want it when? Em C A D Have a nice day, have a nice day [Bridge] (Accordion plays B G ) I didn't expect to find a salesman drinking coffee this late in the morning. How long you been here, Joe? Oh, I don't know, I guess thirty, forty-five minutes maybe. Why do you ask? You must be making a lot of sales, piling up good income. Oh... uh... I'm doing all right. I could do better, but... Ohahaha, I get it Paul. Back on that old "Time is Money" kick, right? Not back on it, Joe, still on it. [Chorus] G D C Avalanche or roadblock G D C I was a snowball in hell G D C Avalanche or roadblock G D C A jailer trapped in his cell [Post-Chorus] Em C A D Money I owe, money-iy-ay Em C A D Money I owe, money-iy-ay [Chorus] G D C Avalanche or roadblock G D C I was a snowball in hell G D C Yes, I was a snowball in hell G D C Yes, I was a snowball in hell