Tom: C C D G A [Verse] C D G A Once a year my friend puts on a red suit C D G A and hangs around with me and my wife C D Em now I can't help it feeling jealous F G each time she climbs on his knee C D G A And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming C D G A for him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming C D Em now I can't help it feeling jealous F G each time she climbs on his knee F G why must she climb on his knee? [Chorus] C D G I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard C D G she kissed him once and whispered in his ear C D G I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard Am F I wish he would go he's breaking up my home C D G A [Verse 2] C D G A She always had this twisted side to her C D G A but she'd never drag my name around town C D Em but lately she's been humming cheating songs F G and I don't like that fat guy around F G no I don't like that fat guy around [Chorus] C D G I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard C D G she kissed him once and whispered in his ear C D G I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard Am F I wish he would go he's breaking up my home C D G I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard C D G Thrilling (Thrilling) Christmas (Christmas) Tremble in fear C D G I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard Am F I wish he would go he's breaking up my home [Coda] C D G A D