Tom: C C G Particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can F C what's he like, it's not important, C F particle man, is he a dot or is he a speck G C When he's underwater does he get wet F G Or does the water get him instead F C Nobody knows, particle man [Chorus 1] C G Triangle man, triangle man, triangle man hates particle man, F C they have a fight, triangle wins, triangle man [Horn Part] C E|-----------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------| A|---0-2-3---0-2-3---0-2-3-3-3-5-3-2-0-----0-----------| E|-3-------3-------3-------------------3-3---3-1-0-3-3-| G C E|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------| A|-----0-1-2---0-1-2---0-1-2-2-2-3-2-0-------0-------3-3-| E|-(3)-------3-------3-----------------3-3-3---3-1-0-----| [Verse 2] C G Universe Man, Universe Man, Size of the entire universe man F C Usually kind to smaller man, Universe man F G C He's got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand, and an eon hand F G F C And when they meet it's a happy land. Powerful man, Universe man [Verse 3] C G Person man, Person man, Hit on the head with a frying pan F C Lives his life in a garbage can, person man F G C Is he depressed, or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? F G F C Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man [Chorus 2] C G Triangle Man, Triangle man, Triangle man hates person man F C They have a fight triangle wins. Triangle man [Horn Part] C E|-----------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------| A|---0-2-3---0-2-3---0-2-3-3-3-5-3-2-0-----0-----------| E|-3-------3-------3-------------------3-3---3-1-0-3-3-| G C E|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------| A|-----0-1-2---0-1-2---0-1-2-2-2-3-2-0-------0-------3-3-| E|-(3)-------3-------3-----------------3-3-3---3-1-0-----| (x2)