Tom: E A6 B6 [Verse] A B E F#m I am a man of honor and I am mortified C#m7 D7/C By your litany of slurs C#m7 D7/C Such a lot of words A6 B6 Oh, dear [Chorus] E A B Madam, I challenge you to a duel A E My second warned you to be careful A D A That bell can't be unrung E A B Madam, you mistake me for a bumpkin A E It's clear you're yelling something A D A Oh, please don't burst a lung [Break] A6 B6 A6 B6 [Verse] A B You are an unfit rival E F#m By spirits taught to sing C#m7 D7/C But a tune so twisted now C#m7 D7/C Like all that's sweet's gone sour A6 B6 Oh, dear [Chorus] E A B Madam, you mistake me for a fool A E Yes, your little dog may hold the pistols A D A Although he seems high strung E A B Madam, I challenge you to a duel A E My second warned you to be careful A D That bell can't be unrung A B Can't be unrung A E Can't be unrung