Tom: Bm D [Verse] D I left my body A And I went on a journey G A And I forgot where I left my body. D They're going to tow you A If they think you're abandoned G A You got to act like you're not abandoned [Pre-Chorus] Em7 A Em7 I left a notebook with all of my good ideas A Em7 F# Keywords encoded cryptographically [Chorus] G A I'm waiting endlessly Bm E7 On the receptionist at the desk G A I'm searching high and low D G But I don't see anyone D G Don't see anyone D G D Don't see anyone there [Verse] D I left my body A With the old landlady G A But I don't know if she read the directions D There must be something A You can use on the carpet G A Someone might want that electric blanket [Pre-Chorus] Em7 A Em7 Unfinished Manuscript and tungsten ring A Em7 F# My plastic hip is going to be worth something [Chorus] G A I took the folding knife Bm E7 and my bat repellent soap G A I left my body Bm E7 And right away I knew I'd made a mistake G A I left without my senses D G And I can't see anything D G Can't see anything [Chorus] G A I'm waiting endlessly Bm E7 On the receptionist at the desk G A I'm searching high and low D G But I don't see anyone D G Don't see anyone D G D Don't see anyone there