Tom: Bm D A Sometimes I feel like bein' wispy G D And once in a while I feel like bein' dry F# G But we're doomed and we're drowned by this feeling we surround D A D So I hope that I get old before I die [Chorus] A ohhhhhhhhhhh D G It's a long long rope they use to hang you soon I hope A D And I wonder why this hasn't happened, why why why D G Gm And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt D A D And I hope that I get old before I die (Sound effects) [Verse 2] D A Clear off the kitchen table darling G D For on the kitchen table I must lie F# G I'm just tired for my wife just served the banquet of my life D A D And I hope that I get old before I die [Chorus] A ohhhhhhhhhhh D G It's a long long rope they use to hang you soon I hope A D And I wonder why this hasn't happened, why why why D G Gm And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt D A D And I hope that I get old before I die (Sound effects) [Chorus] A ohhhhhhhhhhh D G It's a long long rope they use to hang you soon I hope A D And I wonder why this hasn't happened, why why why D G Gm And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt D A D And I hope that I get old before I die