Outnumbered a million to one All of the dicks in this dick town Can't keep Johnny down Men piled up in a towering mound None of them once has found a way To keep Johnny down Spending days by myself Remembering slights I'm not a monument to justice Plus which I don't forget a face And they can't Can't keep Johnny down They haven't yet built the man That'll keep old Johnny down Some dude Hitting golf balls on the moon Bathroom in his pants And he thinks he's better than me I'm pointing a finger at my own face They can't know what's in here And they can't keep Johnny down Beneath my dignity To flip off the guy When he pulls up alongside To say my gas cap is unscrewed And they can't Can't keep Johnny down They haven't yet built the man That'll keep old Johnny down And they don't Don't know what I've seen They can't know what's in here And they can't keep Johnny down