Walked to the Seven-Eleven Thought I'd do some window shopping there No intention of buying anything I looked at an expensive item I picked it up carefully Making sure to hold onto the glass part Then the bottom just fell out And the whole thing went crash (with stereo echo) "You break it, you buy it" "We prosecute them all" "Shoplifting is a crime" "Two-way mirrors on the wall" I slipped by the Seven-Eleven My hat over my eyes As not to be noticed Or even recognized You break it, you buy it You break it, you buy it.