The other day my neighbor has a dented bike Second day he called me from intensive care Says he needs a picture of the dented bike For the evidence of what a wreck he had Accident Accident Lift that fork, eat that snail Garcon summoned, have a new cocktail Lift that fork, eat that snail Garcon summoned, have a new cocktail Crash my bicycle Crash my bicycle In a big South Carolina wreck I crash my bicyle Crash my bicycle Crash my bicycle In a big South Carolina wreck I crash my bicyle And I won some damages and they were punitive By which I mean the punishment was damaging It crushed my head It crushed my head Garcon, where's my drink? Wreck! Observe the front wheel spinning upside down Wreck! The red reflector fragments strewn around Wreck! The back wheel's 'O' is now a letter 'D' Wreck! I was an 'I' and now I am a 'V' Lift that fork, eat that snail Garcon summoned, have a new cocktail Lift that fork, eat that snail Garcon summoned, have a new cocktail Crash my bicycle Crash my bicycle In a big South Carolina wreck I crash my bicyle Crash my bicycle Crash my bicycle In a big South Carolina wreck I crash my bicyle If I had to do it all again, buy* bicycle If I had to do it, I would crash my bicycle I'd crush my head Collect the bread Crash my bicycle Move along folks Push her back there, move along Show's over, folks Let him breathe, step lively Move along folks Push her back there, move along Show's over, folks Let him breathe, step lively Fork (fork) Snail (snail) Garcon (garcon) Cocktail (cocktail) Fork (fork) Snail (snail) Garcon (garcon) Cocktail (cocktail) Move along folks Push her back there, move along Show's over, folks Let him breathe, step lively Move along folks Push her back there, move along Show's over, folks Let him breathe, step lively Move along folks Push her back there, move along Show's over, folks Let him breathe, step lively Move along folks Push her back there, move along Show's over, folks Let him breathe, step lively Move along folks Push her back there, move along Show's over, folks Let him breathe, step lively Move along folks Push her back there, move along Show's over, folks Let him breathe, step lively Move along folks Push her back there, move along Show's over, folks Let him breathe, step lively Move along folks Push her back there, move along Show's over, folks Let him breathe, step lively