Tom: C#m E B7 I never knew what everybody meant C#m B7 By endless, hopeless, bleak despair G#m C#m Until one day when I found out F#m B7 The first time I ever left my house G#m C#m It saw me and followed me home F#m B And stayed with me for my whole life [Pre Chorus] A G#m F#m E For years and years I wandered the earth A G#m F#m E Condemned to a life of bleak despair B A G#m F#m A Then, one day, I looked around G#m F#m E And found it had disappeared [Chorus] B E Hopeless bleak despair B E It was always there A G#m F#m E And then, one day, it disappeared B E In a puff of smoke G# A In an unceremonious way G#m F#m E One day, it disappeared [Verse 2] E B7 All I had ever wanted in my life C#m B7 Was only to be free of it G#m C#m It drove away my family F#m B7 It made me lose my job G#m C#m Whenever anybody saw it F#m B They'd say "get out of here" [Pre Chorus] A G#m F#m E For years and years I wandered the earth A G#m F#m E Condemned to a life of bleak despair B A G#m F#m A Then, one day, I looked around G#m F#m E And found it had disappeared [Chorus] B E Hopeless bleak despair B E It was always there A G#m F#m E And then, one day, it disappeared B E In a puff of smoke G# A In an unceremonious way G#m F#m E One day, it disappeared [Bridge] E A G#m F#m Hopeless bleak despair B A G#m Hopeless bleak despair B A B A G#m F#m Hopeless bleak despair [Pre Chorus] A G#m F#m E For years and years I wandered the earth A G#m F#m E Until I died and went to hell B A G#m F#m But my despair had ascended to heaven A G#m F#m E That's how I finally got rid of it [Chorus] B E Hopeless bleak despair B E It was always there A G#m F#m E And then, one day, it disappeared B E In a puff of smoke G# A In an unceremonious way G#m F#m E One day, it disappeared B E Hopeless bleak despair B E It was always there A G#m F#m E And then, one day, it disappeared B E In a puff of smoke G# A In an unceremonious way G#m F#m E One day, it disappeared