Do you think there's somebody out there Someone else who's better than the one you've got? Well there's not, there's not When I talk you keep looking away from me Because you probably think that I'm high on pot But I'm not, I'm not Look me over, I'm the Cap'm You say it's such a joke But I don't see you laughing People seem to think you can't be called the Cap'm Unless you drive a boat Well, I don't I don't Look me over, I'm the Cap'm Go ahead and mess with me You'll find out what will happ'm Sit beside me at the helm Yeah, this is what I call the helm And this button here is the fast-forward button Did you say what I think you just said My hat looks good on me? I agree, I agree Look me over, I'm the Cap'm You act like it's a joke, but I don't see you laughing People seem to think you can't be called the Cap'm Unless you drive a boat Well, I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't