Tom: Bm D G/D D G/D D [Verse 1] D G D Momma, Momma, it's a mad, mad world G A D I feel bad for all the boys and girls Bm G D Fallin' in from the astral plane G A D Out of the great unknown into the grand insane D G D But listen, children, I've got good news G A D You don't have to play by the rules Bm G D So step right up and just stake your claim G A D And I'm gon' teach you how to play the game [Chorus] G D Just throw your punches and have no hesitance A D Follow hunches in spite of evidence G D This whole Earth is just a private residence, and A D You could be President [Interlude] D G/D D x2 [Verse 2] D G D Momma, Momma, I hate to say G A D Dog eat dog seems like the only way Bm G D To take your seat in the captain's chair G A D Lord knows, the golden rule ain't gonna get you there D G D So don't be humble and don't be kind, no, no G A D All that noise is just a waste of time (It's a waste of your time) Bm G D And pay no mind to what the people say G A D So long as the people say your name (Keep 'em sayin' your name) [Chorus] G D Just throw your punches and have no hesitance A D Follow hunches in spite of evidence G D This whole Earth is just a private residence, and A D You could be President [Piano Solo] G D A D G D A D x2 [Verse 3] D G D Momma, Momma, it's hard to see G A D That old Lady called Liberty Bm G D Weeping into that New York bay, no, no G A D Well if I could console her, this is what I'd say... [Chorus] G D Just throw your punches and have no hesitance A D Follow hunches in spite of evidence G D This whole Earth is just a private residence, and A Bm F# It's all yours, so you can make your mess of it G D Run your mouth and mix all your messages A D Twist the truth until you can't make sense of it G D You can't lose if you can keep on bendin' it A Bm F# You could be President G A Bm F# You could be President G A Bm F# You could be President G A D You could be President