Tom: C#m Fm A C A Ab Db Ab B Db Ab Db Ab E [Verse 1] Ab Db Abm I bought a Tascam reel and a cast iron pan Abm Ebm A flask of Tequila, a fountain pen Ab Db Eb A sexy typewriter, from way back when Ab Db I bid a fond farewell to my bestest friends Ab Bb7 Eb I packed my possessions in a U-Haul van Ab Db Eb I soared, like a sailor to the promised land [Pre-Chorus] Fm Eaug Fm7 Once I saw the aqueducts and statues E Dbm I knew what I had to do E I'd do [Chorus] E B Ab Db Ab Do as the Romans do Db Ab Ab Db Ab E Eb Do as the Romans do [Verse 2] Eb Db I found a one-bedroom with a bird's eye view Ab A7 Rode the F train just to see Second Avenue Ab Db Eb Db Where the bath house was bumpin' the dubstep blues Eb Ab Swinging! Abm Db They're sipping cane sugar sodas and top shelf booze Db Ab Eb Mix Ralph Lauren togas with thrift-shop shoes Ab Db Eb Meeting 9 to 5 quotas with a-nothin' to lose [Pre-Chorus 2] Fm Eaug They like to see pictures Eaug Fm7 They like captions Ab D Dbm They like songs with lots of 'oohs' Dbm E B Ab Db Ab That's how you do...do as the Romans do [Chorus] B Db Ab7 Db Ab Do as the Romans do E B Ab A Do as the Romans do A Ab Gb D E Do as the Romans do [Bridge] Emaj7 Bmaj7 Sing with the sirens Emaj7 Bmaj7 What do they tell you? Emaj7 Bmaj7 Isn't it lovely Cm7 F7 Amaj7 When they scream? [Guitar Solo] Db Abm B Db Ab Db Abm E B Abm Db Ab B Db Ab Db Ab E B [Verse 3] Bmaj7 Emaj7 Fm I showed up to the alley with my tin pan Ab Eb Ab Eb With a middle finger stickin' up to the man Eb Abm Db But the miners in the alley traded tin pans Eb For the Silicon Valley and a business plan Ab Db So I tattooed my face onto my hand Abm Eb And unto my own image I built a brand Ab Db Now as soon as I have a million faceless fans Eb That's when I'mma start movin' those cheap head bands [Pre-Chorus 3] Fm Eaug They like to see pictures Eaug Fm7 They like captions Fm They like songs with lots of Fm Eaug Talk about my social status Fm7 Add me to your list, I want to Fm Cm Ab Fm These days we build empires in much less than one day Dbm Oh yes, it's true Dbm And you can too E As long as you do [Outro] E B Ab Db Ab B Do as the Romans do B Db Ab Db Ab E Do as the Romans do E B Ab Db Ab B Do as the Romans do B Db Ab Db Ab B Do as the Romans do B Do as the Romans Gb Do as the Romans Gb Do as the Romans Gb Do as the Romans Gb E Do as the Romans E B Do as the Romans E B Do as the Romans E B Do as the Romans do!