Tom: E Intro (bass) E|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------| D|---6-7-9---------0-4-5-6-7-7-6-4-| A|-7---------6-7-9-----------------| E|---------7-----------------------| -Verse1- E B D A Dexter was this little town my family used to live in. E B D A All my kin lived real close and everyone had an opinion. E B D A Grandma and Gramps lived up the street, right next to the walnut tree. E B D A Grandpa died of parkinsons in nineteen eighty-three. -Verse2- Riding on the go-cart at my next door neighbors house. I couldn't tell the brake peddle from the cavities in his mouth. Ran right over his dog and cat, as the wheels left the ground. Didn't know that a tree could make such a resonating sound. -Chorus- G D A A Trips in the ambulance are like rides to the county fair. G D A A Needles,shots and settin' bones anyone can bare. G D A A Hospitals smell real good HBO is free. G D A Dexter town is simple people just like you and me. -Verse3- Thanksgiving was a Roosters house on a cold holiday. I was voting turkey, but we had chicken anyway. Never thought that I'd get sick, but the bird had its reasoning. Nothing I'd say quite as good as ol' salmanella poisoning. -Chorus- -Verse4- Jenkins were some strange folks that lived on down the street. Mobile homes and pick-up trucks, they were all some kind of freaks. Jimmy, he could fix cars, but he couldn't read a book. High school taught him noth'n a 350 v8 wouldn't.