Tom: G C We don't care for romance Am Romance or shooting stars Em G They were last found together in 18th century memoirs C We don't care for lovers Am If loving's all that they've got Em D There must be other hobbies if they want to keep the plot C I'm a man of simple tastes, Am No whiskey and caviar Em And what I feel is what I say G I'm not trying to be smart C Am I like girls, girls and fast cars Em G You too will feel this shallow when one melts your little heart C Am We don't care for new year, new year or fireworks Em G If all they represent is how to go from bad to worse C Let's not feel disheartened Am There's no need to change the locks Em G We'll stick to what we know and what we know is not a lot. C I'm a man of simple tastes Am No chewing on fat cigars Em And what I feel is what I say G I'm not trying to be smart C Am I like girls, girls and fast cars Em It's cheap and it's pathetic, G But you can't hate me just because C Am I like girls, girls and fast cars Em G You too will feel this shallow when one melts your little heart C I'm a man of simple tastes, Am No whiskey and caviar Em And what I feel is what I say G I'm not trying to be smart C Am I like girls, girls and fast cars Em It's cheap and it's pathetic, G But you cant hate me just because C Am I like girls, girls and fast cars Em G You too will feel this shallow when one melts your little heart