I'm living on a land-mine My body's ticking away, my cartoon eyelids And my skin, a sickly grey And if i waited by the 'phone line I'd wait a couple of days so i'm here lying On my bed, until i fade I flick the channels one to one, i flick them through again And all the time i'm dreaming better days [chorus] And now i see no sun, i see no life behind my one-track mind Here i need no fun, i need no time to find a new design Move along i'm working on my 3-d tv tan So so ko - i need another show So so ko - it's just a part of the plan So so ko - there's only me and my tv tan Some day maybe i'll call you I'll see whenever i'm free.. maybe tuesday, when there's nothing on tv 20 regal and a 4-pack I guess i'm set for the night and anti-social, to keep in shape, thin and white I light a smoke, and in'tween tokes, consult the tv guide The bible for the pig who stays inside [chorus] Thinning, i'm thinning and insanely grinning And fools peering Out of my tv try hard to be funny Unfortunate for me They start to entertain ye I'm living on a land-mine, the kind that never ignites And i'm here waiting, here for nothing... [chorus]