Cripple sam and joo mcgoo Will join you at the subway Take a trip downtown To the 42nd street ballet At the sidewalk supermart The customers assemble Look around and see what The meat department has today And watch the queens do their thing Hum-boy, listen to the rhythm Yes, they do know how to sing And you can take one home for money Who will not think you are funny When you explain the delicate attentions you require And a dollar ninety-five Takes you to the movies With the secret sins Of nymphomaniacs unveiled Later on an indiscreet Encounter in the men's room And you tell yourself That a natural urge prevailed And every night you will find Sittin' and sippin' on a burgie Men who've found piece of mind For a minimum of payment There is topless entertainment That men above the age Of thirty-five can understand Hmm-hmm, we can make California good-time music In the back seat of my car Hmm-hmm, later I will tell you What it's like to be a star Now you know I'm not the first one (California good-time music) And I cannot be the last (califonia good-time, yeah) To kiss your apple cheeks (California good-time music) And run away into your past, but (califonia good-time, yeah) We'll have good-time music (good-time music) Electric good-time music (good-time music) California good-time music (California good-time music) Hmm-hmm, yeah Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? If I should meet you on the streets someday (streets someday) The price is right How sweet to be a cloud Taste of you sweet in my mouth Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? You will find them in her eyes In her eyes, in her eyes Good-time music Good-time music California music Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? Love? How much fun it's been How much fun it's been How much fun it's been How much fun it's been How much fun it's been How much fun it's been How much fun it's been How much fun it's been How much fun it's been How much fun it's been Joo mcgoo (love) Waiting for an answer (love) Sweet in my mouth (love, love) In time (love) So if you want -- the looking glass When it is (love, love) California (love, love, love, love) In her eyes, in her eyes, in her eyes