Tom: C
Intro: G Em C x4
G Em
i once had this fan boy, praise me day and night
G Em
till the day i signed that deal, sold out and ruined his life
Am C Am C G Em x2
the fan boy he turned stalker, man, i guess he thought he had the right
G Em
he found me called me pussy, so i hit him in the jaw
G Em
the fucker couldn't fight back, no he just called the law
Am C Am C G Em x2
i showed up in the court room and said who's the pussy now?
Am C Am C
i'm a lover not a fighter but i wont take no shit lying down
Dm
from the hotel to the jail cell
Chorus
G Em C
how's it feel to always lose?
G Em C
you'll never write a song like this
G Em C
jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing
G Em C G Em
but this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is
G Em
i once knew an older man i called a friend of mine
G Em
helped him out of trouble he was addicted to the lines
Am C Am C G Em x2
he stayed up on my couch for months, i held him while he cried
G Em
his life was goin nowhere so i bought him a guitar
G Em
put him up on stages, he was treated like star
Am C Am C G Em x2
things were going well until he bit this hand that fed
Am C Am C
i left him where i found him, let's just assume he wound up dead
Dm
from the hotel to the jail cell
Chorus
G Em C
how's it feel to always lose?
G Em C
and lose a loyal friend like this
G Em C
jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing
G Em C G Em
but this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is
G Em
once i knew a girl i didn't know at all
G Em
in fact we'd never met, but i heard she knew all my songs
Am C Am C G Em x2
she heard i was a douche bag from some friends of hers back home
G Em
she showed up at the venue where i was goin to play
G Em
she hung out by the parking lot, the club still made her pay
Am C Am C G Em x2
and cops they caught her sprayin my van, w/ a can of silver paint
Am C Am C
i said no man, just let her go, it's the haters that fuel this fame
D
from the hotel to the jail cell
Chorus x2
G Em C
how's it feel to always lose?
G Em C
You'll never ride a man like this (you'll never write a song like this)- Sing this on the second time,
G Em C
jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing
G Em C
but this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is
