Where does an animal sleep when the ground is wet? Cows in the ballroom chickens in the farmer's corvette Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony gets depressed How does an animal see once the sun is set? Bandits in the capital limited civilian unrest Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony gets depressed What kind of animal needs to smoke a cigarette? Grass in the pasture is sharper than a bayonette Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony gets depressed Happiness won't leave me alone says a bird in his nest Get a load of this fuckin' view its the best in the west Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony Sometimes a pony gets depressed